Penis Names. 1. Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle 2. Gristle Missle 3. Pumping Pole of Penile Power 4. Bone-Her 5. Harry & the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls) 6. Granite Edifice 7. One-Eyed Fred 8. Dip Stick 9. Piss Pump Meat Wrench Nightcrawler Blue-veined Junket Pumper Love Pump Richard and the Twins Hey baby, let's anuses.xyz were balling in the back anuses.xyz I put a sock on the doorknob, don't come in: it means I'm going to ball my girlfriend. See more words with the same meaning: sex, sexual intercourse. Last edited on Jan 21 Submitted by Gerry M. from Toronto, ON, Canada on Jan 21 to be generally cool.
Never name your balls pairing names like “Batman and Robin” or “Starsky and Hutch.” It's childish and slightly gay. And, on the off chance you develop testicular cancer and lose one, you're going to look foolish having just “Ernie.” Which leads me to my next rule. Response to names for your dick and balls Jun 24, Major Robert is the name of my dick Commander Cum is the name of my left nut and my right nut is named General Gonad. Just read 'The Hero with a Thousand Faces' by Joe Campbell. Now I need a new book.
The penis (or tail, if you will) is the recipient of some of the more inventive mainstream names through the centuries. 14th Century English men and . Moby Dick. Because it's large and he appreciates a halfway-decent pun. let's knock out a bunch of cool-sounding names from mythology: Kraken. It .